THE “J'ARRIVE” AWARD
- Wrote “j'arrive” 31 times
- Average silence afterwards: 1h17
Thomas doesn't experience time like the rest of us.
Upload your WhatsApp chat. We'll tell you what your friends are really like.
Thomas doesn't experience time like the rest of us.
From WhatsApp, without media. 30 seconds.
The file is read on your phone. It is never sent anywhere.
Awards, files, receipts. Drop them in the group.
30 SECONDS IN WHATSAPP.
It's the only fiddly part. Here's exactly where to tap.
EIGHT WAYS TO EXPOSE YOUR FRIENDS.
Everything is built from your own conversation. Nothing is generic.
Around fifteen slides to tap through like a story: your numbers, your records, your shame.
38,492 messages. Zero dignity.
Twenty or so awards, some invented just for your group, with timestamped receipts.
The “omw” award: Thomas, 31 times. Average silence afterwards: 1h17.
A character file for every friend: class, special ability, weakness, favorite spell.
Jeff — The Ghost. Weakness: making plans.
A score for every duo in the group, and a ten-round fight between two friends.
Alex VS Sarah: 94%. Who replies faster?
The topics and running jokes you keep coming back to, from the obvious to the unexplainable.
At the bottom of the iceberg: “the kayak incident”.
A cabinet seat for everyone, based on how they chat. Nobody was elected.
Paul — Debate team captain.
Four games to play out loud: who said it, whose award, who's the worst, true or false.
Who sent “what time?” 492 times?
Every card goes to the group in one tap, or to your story with first names hidden.
“Send Thomas the evidence”
Thomas doesn't experience time like the rest of us.
Democracy has failed.
Replies when everyone has forgotten the question.
Your chat is parsed and analyzed in your browser. The file is never uploaded.
When you share, we store the stats and a few one-line quotes. Nothing else.
One tap removes a shared Wrapped. Links expire after 30 days and are never indexed.
No. The file is opened and analyzed in your browser, on your device. It is never sent to our servers. If you share a result, only the numbers and a few one-line quotes are stored. One exception, and only if you trigger it: the photos you tick in “The Evidence Room” are sent to the AI to be described, and are not kept.
Only what you send them: an award, a file, a fight. You choose. Links expire after 30 days and you can delete everything in one tap.
Any, from 2 people and 50 messages. The older and chattier the group, the funnier it gets.
Absolutely not. We count messages and timestamps, then turn them into jokes. We never guess what people think or feel.
The Wrapped, the files, each person's two best awards, one fight, the government and one game are free. The rest unlocks by inviting two friends, or for the price of a coffee.
YOUR GROUP CHAT HAS RECEIPTS. GO GET THEM.